So, long story short - not much to report.
Okay, I'll explicate a bit.
I got up this morning and turned on the oven first thing (at 6:22am) so that I wouldn't be baking while it was more than 115 degrees. I rolled out the graham cracker dough, baked it in sweet little star shapes, and presented it to my daughter. She took a tiny bite, handed it back to me with an enthusiastic "No!" and went about her day.
Not a hit.
Corey and I think they're delicious though so at least they'll get eaten.
Other than the delicious bite of graham cracker, Brooke ate pretty much what she normally does: an egg and a few bites of french toast for breakfast, Aunt Annie (who apparently knows her way around a graham cracker much better than I do) bunny grahams for a snack, veggie sticks in the car, peanut butter on wheat bread, and half an avocado and grapes for lunch.
I had this cereal, which is super crazy delicious, and milk for breakfast, tuna salad made from a can of Trader Joe's delicious chunk tuna and the other half of Brooke's avocado, and some banana for lunch.
Corey sucks at eating while he's working so I was lucky to get him to eat a sprouted bagel and last night's chicken pot pie leftovers while he was gone. When he came home he had a banana and a bowl of the amazing cereal to wash it down with.
For dinner I made an old standby - caramel apple pork chops and mashed sweet potatoes. Brooke surprised us both by shoving a fork FULL of sweet potato in her mouth before we could even sit down and she polished off an entire serving along with a few bites of pork which is very out of character for her. I ate the sweet potatoes and yogurt.
And there you have it. I'm certain that was the most boring post I've ever written (or read) but at least I'm holding myself accountable by describing every morsel we pop in our mouths.
Corey did quite well today and was only half joking when he called in the afternoon to ask me if a McDonalds milkshake is all natural.
I didn't bother googling and just told him no, but if by some slim chance of fate shakes are the only thing that McDonalds doesn't add artificial flavors, colors and growth hormones to please don't post that in the comments until 29 days from now.